Hey, it's Friday and the management is sorry to report... that there is nothing to report. Well, there is plenty to report. Kate Moss, a supermodel, did coke. Uh, I guess that's... news? And a busload of elderly Texan evacuees went up like a roman candle because a fire made their oxygen tanks start exploding. Never before has the line between tragedy and comedy seemed so thin.
But this is not a news site... this is a way to waste five minutes at work. Well, the management is willing to admit defeat. You don't belong here. I got nothin'. You belong where we all belong on Fridays. You belong at Blue States Lose, fool!
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